Made to order in Kansas • Ships boxed • Free shipping on orders $65+
Funny Hats & T‑Shirts, Made One at a Time
Choose a hat or T‑shirt, pick the design and options you want, and preview the finished look before adding it to cart
Create a HatCreate a T-Shirt
Buy a Hat. Add a T-Shirt Starting at $10.
Choose a hat design, style, and patch material, then add any T-shirt design, color, and size. The $8 discount applies automatically. Most shirts become $10; the two-sided Story of Jack Sheet shirt becomes $14.
Start With a HatFeatured Patch Designs
Browse original patch ideas first, then choose the hat style that fits you.
ADHDad
For the dad with a new hobby every season and just enough confidence to buy all the gear before reading the instructions.
Don't Let The Bad Days Win
A daily reminder to keep going, even when the day hits harder than expected.
MOMSTER
For the mom running on caffeine, chaos, and just enough patience to make it through the day.
Create a T-Shirt
Choose a design, shirt color, and size, then preview the finished shirt before adding it to cart.
Create a T-ShirtHats & T-Shirts Made One at a Time
Witt Tee Things makes small-batch patch hats and graphic T‑shirts one at a time in Kansas. Pick the product, design, color, and available options that fit you.
Find a Patch That Fits Your Personality
Start with an original patch design, choose your hat style and color, then preview the finished look before adding it to cart.
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