Funny Hats & T‑Shirts, Made One at a Time
Find your design. Choose your hat or shirt. Made one at a time in Kansas.
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Featured Patch Designs
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ADHDad
$33.00
For the dad with a new hobby every season and just enough confidence to buy all the gear before reading the instructions.
Don't Let The Bad Days Win
$32.00
A daily reminder to keep going, even when the day hits harder than expected.
MOMSTER
$28.00
For the mom running on caffeine, chaos, and just enough patience to make it through the day.
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Shop T-ShirtsHats & T-Shirts Made One at a Time
Witt Tee Things makes small-batch patch hats and graphic T‑shirts one at a time in Kansas. Pick the product, design, color, and available options that fit you.
Find a Patch That Fits Your Personality
Start with an original patch design, choose your hat style and color, then preview the finished look before adding it to cart.
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