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Funny Patch Hats, Built One at a Time
Pick a design that fits your personality, preview it on the hat, and choose leatherette or acrylic before adding it to cart.
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Pick a design. Preview the hat. Make it yours.
Start with a patch design, choose your hat style and color, then select leatherette or acrylic. The preview updates as you build so you can see the look before adding it to cart.
Featured Patch Designs
Browse original patch ideas first, then build the design on the hat style you choose.
ADHDad
For the dad with a new hobby every season and just enough confidence to buy all the gear before reading the instructions.
Don't Let The Bad Days Win
A daily reminder to keep going, even when the day hits harder than expected.
MOMSTER
For the mom running on caffeine, chaos, and just enough patience to make it through the day.
Original Patch Hats, Built One at a Time
Witt Tee Things makes small-batch leatherette and acrylic patch hats built one at a time in Kansas. Browse original funny, sarcastic, dad, work, and everyday patch designs, then choose the hat style and color that fits you.
Find a Patch That Fits Your Personality
Start with an original patch design, choose your hat style and color, then preview the finished look before adding it to cart.
Shop Patch Designs