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ADHDad
For the dad with a new hobby every season and just enough confidence to buy all the gear.
Unnecessarily Honest
Because keeping it to yourself was never really an option.
Brain Buffering
For the days when your brain is technically online, but nothing is loading.
Lack-Tivity Built This Body
Apparently doing nothing still counts as a body-building program.
Burned Out
For the overworked, undercaffeinated, running-on-fumes crowd.
Malicious Compliance
For the rule-followers with receipts and a talent for doing exactly what was asked.
MOMSTER
For the mom running on caffeine, chaos, and just enough patience to make it through the day.
Don't Let the Bad Days Win
A daily reminder to keep going, even when the day hits harder than expected.
Jack of All Trades
For the fixers, builders, makers, and problem-solvers who do a little bit of everything.
Body Failing -- Still Trying
For the worn-out, beat-up, still-showing-up crowd.
Earn Everything
No handouts. No shortcuts. Earn everything.
No Sympathy
A no-nonsense patch for the situations people absolutely put themselves in.